Ep. 238 - Ludwig Cheated. Again.
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🗓️ 18 February 2026
⏱️ 94 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | What? What do you mean what? You. Fucking you, dude. Is it what? 35 year old guy one-piece manga pouring out of his pants. I don't think I've ever seen you in basketball shorts. What are you talking about? This is my team. I don't even know. Are they basketball shorts or swim trunks? They got them. They're mesh. They're not basketball shorts. Also, I can't swim. Why would I be able to? I don't know. I feel like I've seen you Why would I be able to swim? Because, oh, because you ate a gum, |
| 0:40.7 | gum, |
| 0:40.9 | gum, They're not basketball shorts. Also, I can't swim. Why would I be able to? I don't know. I feel like I've seen you. |
| 0:37.9 | Why would I be able to swim? |
| 0:39.3 | Because, oh, because you ate a gum, gum, gum fruit. I had a gumgum fruit. He had a gumgum fruit. He had the fruit so we can't swim. No. I mean, it's pretty obvious. Here we are. come aboard |
| 0:51.2 | with all your hopes and dreams |
| 0:53.9 | I don't know the English version |
| 0:55.6 | I don't know any at all |
| 0:56.8 | I'm just following along come aboard with all your hopes and dreams i don't know the english version i don't know any at all |
| 0:56.8 | i'm just following along i don't know the english version i don't listen to the japanese one ah a |
| 1:01.2 | base sub listener i'm a base sub listener base sub listener i was like what uh so yeah i lost a dice |
| 1:07.8 | roll in d and d and so a lot of it like, you have to watch eight episodes of One Piece. |
| 1:12.0 | That's what's going on. |
| 1:13.0 | 20. |
| 1:14.0 | I rolled a 20 and I bitched you. |
| 1:15.8 | You can't. |
| 1:16.5 | And I bitched you. And I bitched you. And you had also lost, by the way. Yeah, he doesn't care. Wait, what did I? How do I lose? I had to watch one. I thought it was for him. |
| 1:23.8 | Yeah, we had a different bet for you. |
| 1:25.4 | Well, you didn't roll 20 for me. |
| 1:26.7 | Yes, I rolled and I beat you and you had to watch four episodes of, fuck, I forget what anime I said in the moment. Ooh, tough. You're the guy who lost the bet. This is not tough. You're the asshole here. But how does he fulfill it if you came to I wasn't he. He's late wig. |
| 1:44.6 | Late wig. |
| 1:44.8 | Late wig. And doesn't catch you over there. |
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