Ep. 237 - Maxxing, Mogging, & More

The Yard

Leisure, Comedy, Video Games

4.9 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 11 February 2026

⏱️ 92 minutes

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This week, the boys talk about going to the superbowl, Slime trying Ludwig's performative garbage bag method, and how Slime ran into a frat leader at ASU and got brutally frame mogged by him.. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Don't wiggle it up and down.
0:16.7	We'll wag it for me.
0:20.0	You're like when I wag it? Wag it for me. Okay, shake my hand. We're a little early in the episode. Waggle it for me. You like when I wagget it?
0:21.3	Wagging.
0:21.7	Shake my hand. We're a little early in the episode. Shake my hand, bro. Shake my hand. Oh, I'm sorry. Oh my God. Dude, he's never caressed the head of my penis. That was crazy. That was a real grab, bro. Shake my hand, bro. Oh, yeah. Shake my hand.
0:36.7	Hey dude, it's really, can wait a high cap it.
0:38.9	Yeah, yeah.
0:40.1	Ow.
0:41.3	Yeah. That was a real grab, bro. Shake my hand, bro. Oh, yeah. Check my hand. Hey, dude, it's really like, wait a high.
0:37.9	Cigap it.
0:39.0	Yeah, yeah.
0:40.1	Ow.
0:52.0	Yeah. Fuck yeah, bro. Is it sensitive? It's sensitive, yeah, bro. Do you think we'll get censored for this? Sometimes when you get, when you're born, they just take off all the nails. They just cut them off. Just cut the nail beds straight off.
0:53.9	I genuinely think YouTube's content algorithm
0:56.3	has, will mark this as a weird penis.
0:59.0	I think this episode will only go to burnt peanut fans.
1:02.0	You find that shit funny.
1:04.0	What the fuck? This is real funny.
1:06.0	No, it's funny.
1:07.0	But it's also your penis is a hand.
1:08.0	It looks so crazy.
1:10.0	It does. It's a little Jackie Chan's hand. It looks so crazy. It does.
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