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The Flop House

Ep. #237 - Ishtar

The Flop House

Dan McCoy

Movies, Bad, Badmovies, Dan Mccoy, Elliott Kalan, Film, Review, Bad Movies, Arts, Stuart Wellington, Tv & Film, Humor, Comedy

4.74.7K Ratings

🗓️ 5 August 2017

⏱️ 110 minutes

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Summary

It's an emotional moment. This is the last regular episode where all three peaches will be in Dan's apartment recording together, in the same space. It's also the ten year anniversary of this dumb podcast's existence. So how did we celebrate it? By taking a look at what was supposedly the worst movie back when we were growing up, Ishtar. Elliott vastly improves "Meet Dave," Dan somehow misses some nudity, and Stuart talks about a "tug in his butt," whatever that means. We're gonna miss this, guys. Wikipedia synopsis for Ishtar Movies recommended in this episode: Robin Hood John Wick: Chapter 2 Winter Kills LIVE SHOWS Sept. 9 - No Elliott, but with (hopefully) Ronny Chieng in New York at the Now Hear This Festival Oct. 10 - The whole gang in Los Angeles, at the Regent Theater Dec. 9 - The whole gang in San Francisco, at the Marines Memorial Theater

Transcript

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On this episode we discuss, Ishtar, the worst movie ever made.

0:07.0

So says everyone circa 1988.

0:10.0

Boyoing.

0:30.0

Hey everyone, welcome to the flop house.

0:40.0

I'm Dan McCoy.

0:41.0

Yep, I'm Stuart Welding.

0:43.0

And I'm Elliot Kaelin and Dan.

0:45.0

This is a pretty special flop house, right?

0:48.0

Yep, we're all nude.

0:50.0

We learned a lot.

0:52.0

And now listeners, I know you assume that we're nude most episodes,

0:55.0

but this is really the first time that we've done it.

0:57.0

And I think we're recording on like the hottest day of the year.

1:00.0

Yeah, it is.

1:01.0

We figured if we like stripped all our clothes off,

1:03.0

we like in a sweat lodge and we could see visions.

1:06.0

But the only visions I'm seeing are of weeners.

1:09.0

Yeah.

1:10.0

Rivulets of sweat pooling around my, my distended ball sack.

1:16.0

Well, tonight everybody.

1:18.0

That's the show.

1:20.0

That's the show.

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