Ep 232 - Think of the Kids

I'm Grand Mam

Kevin Twomey and PJ Kirby

Irish, Lgbtq+, Comedy, Gay

4.7 • 857 Ratings

🗓️ 23 February 2026

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

This week Kevin enters his glasses era after discovering he has astigmatism and the lads spend a significant amount of time unpacking what this means for him personally, professionally and spiritually. While the realisation has shaken him slightly, mainly because it has forced him to confront the fact that youth is perhaps not as close as it once was, there are upsides. Chief among them is the discovery that wearing glasses may actually improve his flirting success rate.

For the theme, Kevin and PJ dive into dating horror stories. From a girl whose date casually drove off in her car for twenty minutes leaving her stranded on a country road, to a man who spent an entire date aggressively eating wedges with greasy hands and an alarming number of ketchup sachets, the lads weigh in on the red flags, the survival tactics and the lessons learned.

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0:00.0	Girlies, rally the troops because I'm Grand Mammam are going on tour.
0:08.0	That's right, girlies.
0:09.0	Grab your country compass and lace up your hiking Tina Boots 5,000 because we are trekking across Ireland and the UK with our brand new show.
0:17.0	Happy campers in 2026.
0:19.0	We're going to count them. Cork, Kerry, Dublin,
0:22.6	Belfast, Galway, Glasgow, Edinburgh, Manchester and London.
0:27.1	We're going to be wrecked.
0:28.3	Come here, some of the shows are already sold out.
0:30.6	So if you don't have tickets, well, you better get them fast.
0:33.3	Just head to the ticket link in the episode description.
0:35.7	We can't wait to see you around the camp fair, girlies. It's going to be camp. Sorry, they're right from my head. No, just go, bat, bat, bat. That's not how it works. That's not how you get rid of the cats. Do you know Kevin still doesn't know my cat's names, by the way? No, it's because I could never see them without the glasses, so I never knew the difference. No, I honestly thought they looked the same and then I put on the glasses and I was like, Oh, which one is black and one of them's white. Which I never knew before. You could still see color. It was just blurry color. Don't tell me what I could see. That's the one thing I've realized. Nobody knows what another person's seeing.
1:13.6	That's neat.
1:14.9	Isn't it?
1:35.0	It's your favorite queers back in your ears it's i'm grandmam hey girlies i'm kevin and i'm pj and welcome back to i'm grandmam am who how are we girls how's everyone doing how are we getting? I can see clearly now the rain has gone.
1:47.0	Huge news.
1:48.2	And I'm Grandmame H.Q.
1:49.6	Today.
1:50.2	Huge news.
1:51.1	We have a new secretary, a new sexy secretary.
1:54.1	Office siren.
1:55.1	No, stop sexualizing me.
1:56.8	Too many people are sexualizing me.
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