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The Flop House

Ep.#232 - A Dog's Purpose

The Flop House

Dan McCoy

Movies, Bad, Badmovies, Dan Mccoy, Elliott Kalan, Film, Review, Bad Movies, Arts, Stuart Wellington, Tv & Film, Humor, Comedy

4.74.7K Ratings

🗓️ 27 May 2017

⏱️ 106 minutes

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Summary

We watch the dog grief porn A Dog's Purpose. Meanwhile Dan gets to the bottom of a Lassie mystery, Stuart gives us a hall pass, and Elliott masturbates to rhymes. Apologies for the audio that makes it sound like Stuart is in the other room. We have no idea how that happened. Wikipedia synopsis for A Dog's Purpose Movies recommended in this episode: Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 Hounds of Love 20th Century Women LIVE SHOW ALERT! We added another show on June 9 at The Bell House at 10:00 pm! Tickets HERE. Also, we'll be at the PHILLY PODCAST FESTIVAL on July 16th at 8:30 pm!

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0:00.0

On this episode we discuss a dog's purpose.

0:04.6

The movie inspired by Sean Connery's famous line,

0:08.7

You're the Man Now Dog.

0:11.4

Hey everyone and welcome to the Flophouse, I'm Dan McCoy.

0:40.4

Hey, I'm Stuart the dog catcher, Willington.

0:43.6

What up, what up, what up, what up, what up, what up, what up, what up, what up,

0:46.5

it's me downtown Elliott Kaelin coming at you from uptown in Dan's apartment.

0:51.7

Got a lot of sass.

0:53.0

A lot of in your face attitude.

0:55.0

Hey, let's just say my sass arrived in the mail, COD.

0:58.5

Mm hmm.

0:59.7

Got a little sass press.

1:01.8

Wait, so wait, you had to pay the postman when he delivered the sass?

1:05.3

Yeah, because I didn't have enough upfront to when I ordered it.

1:09.0

But this sass is good stuff.

1:12.0

Okay.

1:13.1

Oh, no sass running out.

1:15.6

No, I lost my sass.

1:16.9

The sass is the started without having a finish at it.

1:19.3

I lost my magic sass feather halfway through that sentence.

1:22.3

Oh, no.

1:22.9

Dan, tell me, tell me I don't need the feather was inside me all along.

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