Hello and welcome to Something's Off with Andrew Heaton. I am your host, the BBC. And today I am going to have Turner Sparks, my very first guest, he is a very funny comedian and likable guy and podcaster

rejoin me and we're going to discuss some high profile cases

of people who are either in the clink or not.

They will include a billionaire who may or may not have kept sex slaves on a private island but is either way a complete sleighs bag

They will include a tie to the presidency through mr michael coen and if we have time we might even get into a billionaire from China

who's been incarcerated and then put out on bail in Canada so all of your judicial

needs met here plus I'm also going to talk to Nick De Jamarina who is the owner of show sponsor Nick's

horseless diner. He called me up last night around 12.50 which is

inappropriate but he called me late last night and was just really breathless

about how he found this horrifying story he needed to tell me about, which I am going to assume,

I'm going to give him the benefit of doubt and assume it has to do with the Mueller probe, but we'll find out.

In any event, I need to humor him.

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