On the ninth day of Christmas, my tree love gave to me, nine, purses in Lycra, eight, bloody nipples, seven, monie, mini, six, training runs, five, running fats, four laps of nuts, three ways to gob, two, two number twos and a sheer marathon called Edinburgh

you're probably sick of Christmas by now you're probably sick of this as well

I think of oh god there's still three more days left after this. To be fair, how boring is the actual song when you, if you do it properly all the way through? Oh, my God. But the good thing is, how many quizzes do you do around Christmas, like pub quiz and stuff? And they go, oh, yeah, in the popular song 12 days of Christmas, 10 what? And you'll go, oh, 10, yeah, now you're not going to be able to say anything else because you're going to go, four, four, four laps of nuts.

Shit, it's not four laps of nuts, is it?

God, that's going to cost you.

That is going to cost you.

I thought you're going to say how many presents did they receive if you sing it all.

Because that's a classic question.

364. Yeah, that's right. Good knowledge. Good knowledge. One for every day.

That was the, we had that question, so that's the only reason I know that.

Nice. We won a pub quiz the other night. Did you? Oh, who's we? Me and the other people in the office. Nice. What was the price? It was the, yeah, it was a bit of a tricky price. It was a, they said, 150 pound top prize. It wasn't actually that. It was the chance to pick pick an envelope one of five envelopes that had

a hundred and fifty pound in it oh and were the other ones that empty the other ones had

different things in that we end up winning a bottle of wine they're probably all a bottle of wine

weren't they yeah yeah uh i used i used to run a pub quiz like that oh yeah started with

the tricked people well no except we didn't say you you had the choice you I used to run a pub quiz like that. Oh yeah. Started with... The trick people.

We didn't say you had the choice.

You could have a round of drink.

And I can't remember what it was.

You could even just get drinks.

Or you could go for the envelope drawer.

And we started with 10 envelopes and only one of them had a prize which was the cash

and the money rolled over every week so at one point we had over a thousand pounds and that's the

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