Ep. #229 - Assassin's Creed

The Flop House

Dan McCoy

Movies, Bad, Badmovies, Dan Mccoy, Elliott Kalan, Film, Review, Bad Movies, Arts, Stuart Wellington, Tv & Film, Humor, Comedy

4.7 • 4.7K Ratings

🗓️ 15 April 2017

⏱️ 99 minutes

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Summary

We discuss the movie made up entirely of video game cutscenes, Assassin's Creed. Meanwhile Elliott does the classic "apple bit," we hear another one of Stu's goofs and bloops, and Dan's sick voice is all gravely and such. Wikipedia synopsis for Collateral Beauty Movies recommended in this episode: Suddenly! The Music Room Critters 2

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0:00.0	On this episode we discuss Assassin's Creed
0:04.0	from Ubisoft Games.
0:07.0	Makers of such other great movies as
0:09.0	None, Nothing,
0:11.0	SILCH, NADA,
0:14.0	None, No Movies,
0:17.0	Nothing,
0:19.0	No Movies.
0:30.0	Hey everyone and welcome to the flop house.
0:49.0	Okay, throwing up my rhythm right away.
0:52.0	Hi, Dan McCoy.
0:54.0	Hey Dan, I'm Stuart Willington.
0:56.0	Hey Dan, it's Stuart, I'm Elliot Kaelin.
0:58.0	Today is flop day.
1:02.0	Sure.
1:03.0	First day.
1:05.0	The day that we shot Syria with a bunch of bombs.
1:09.0	Dan.
1:10.0	I don't know, I'm just trying to keep,
1:12.0	Why do you have to keep bringing the real world into this?
1:15.0	I'm trying to figure out.
1:16.0	I'm trying to figure out.
	...

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