New Year, new me. Nah. I'm fine just the way I am. Doing the things I love. Like enjoying

a latte on the bus with some music or on a walk with a friend. My only resolution is

to enjoy more of what I love. Like switching up my usual with oat, soy, almond or coconut.

All delicious non-dairy alternatives available at Starbucks. For no extra charge. While stocks

last subject to availability. Well, the good die young and Cuban dictator Fidel Castro has passed

away at 90. All across Cuba, people prepared for a seven day period of pretending to mourn while

sniggering quietly and hoping no one killed them for it. While the thousands of people who risked

their lives to escape Cuba celebrated Castro's death, all the people who risked their lives to go

live in Cuba were sorry to see him go. Across the U.S., journalists and other Democrats honored

Castro in grief-stricken statements intended to comfort the nation with the comic relief of

their moral stupidity. As one sobbing American college student put it, quote, I was so upset by

the election of Donald Trump, but now I see that the people condemning Trump are also praising

Castro. So maybe they're just knuckleheads and Trump is actually okay. Unquote. NBC's Andrea

Mitchell marked Castro's passing by saying quote, even though he murdered thousands and enslaved

an entire nation, he gave Cuba universal healthcare so that even those who opposed him could walk

right into a hospital and have the bullets removed from their brains. Brian Williams, who has a job

at MSNBC for some reason, said quote, I remember when Fidel and I were fighting in the Cuban jungle

together and we ran into a patrol of Batista's orcs who were trying to conquer Narnia and join forces

with Voldemort. That was the moment when I saw Castro was truly a great man. Unquote.

The New York Times, a former newspaper, published in obituary saying quote, some people saw Fidel

as a murderous dictator, but some saw him as a fiery, romantic revolutionary with enormous sex

appeal, who sometimes they would fantasize about having sex with in a thrillingly submissive way

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