Dude, it would suck to get a dog from your puppy mill, and it just has puffy nipples and you got to stare at them.

You paid like $800 for a puppy and it just has puffy nipples and you got to stare at them you paid like

eight hundred dollars for a puppy and it has puffers yeah guys disgusting what do we come on

dude i i'm so genuinely glad i ignored everything you just said like and i mean that's so sincerely

like what are we doing here if not excited at the idea of talking about that? About puffer nipples? Not just any puffer nipples, but a designer corgi with eight puffers. Eight pepperones. And you got to throw it in the pool and all the other dogs laugh at it because it has to paddle around. It's wearing a shirt in the pool. It's wearing a dog shirt in the pool. What's over there? What are you got? The lights flickering. Oh. Oh, the zipper fixing the lights. Using the iPad. It's a, it's a dog shirt with a bone on it, but it's soaked through and the puffers are all going to. You got puffy nipples poking through that shirt. You know what? you know what? I realize about you guys. What did you realize?

I realize. are all going to. You got buffy nipples poking through that shit. You know what? I realized about you guys.

What did you realize? I realize you guys are real comfortable joking about animals. Okay. Yeah. Yes. Yeah.

Because you don't own one. I got I had pets growing up. That don't count. If I not, his dog's name Booker. We met Bougar. Yeah. Because children... Bucker was fucked up. Because children don't really take care of the pet. Huh? Children don't really take care of the pet. I had, I had pets like into my 20s. You didn't take care of the pet. But they didn't live with you when you moved out. When I moved out, they no longer lived with me. That's what I'm saying. So they lived with me while I lived with them. That's a kid pet. Kid pet's a different than adult pet. Dude, if he would imagine, like, I live with my dog. So are you saying that if I, bro, the dishes. My roommate's such a piece of shit. I left water all over the ground. He's got eight puffy nipples. It's so annoying. I think you would talk less about fucking animals if you had one, yeah, Aiden. I think you would. I talk less and do more. That's for sure. Yeah, well, I think I lash out all the time. Because you don't have a pet. Because I don't have a laprador to go home and suck my

dick. It's not at all what I thought you're going to say. I was going to be sexual. Can I just talk

about fucking my, my corgi's massive pepperones without wanting to fuck the dog? Imagine Aiden

finding out he's alerted to peanuts because he tried to put peanut butter on his balls.

Oh, they're, they swell up. God damn it. You have the fucking doctors. You have swollen, swollen nuts. And you have to be like, I put peanut butter out. I'm really an allergic reaction, but what did you put on, uh... Not an allergic reaction. Mubrican for a woman. I had sex. I loaded them up with peanut butter. They looked like pool balls.

They should make peanut butter for sex.

No, no.

Like K.Y.

peanut butter.

You know?

Ew.

They could buy it as Spencer's.

I was thinking, is there, did the guys who like have the ball, they have their dog eat the peanut butter off their boner or whatever, do they put it on the balls? It's the opposite. It's for the balls. No, I'm not talking about in general. But I'm saying that I think the thing is you put it on your nuts, they lick it off your nuts. Yeah. Are guys putting peanut butter on their shaft? I don't think you want your dog to be. Oh, my.

Oh, my. off your nuts. Yeah. Are guys putting peanut butter on their shaft? I don't think you want your dog to be

teeth in you.

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