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The Yard

Ep. 225 - We Ask Really Stupid Questions

The Yard

The Yard

Leisure, Video Games, Comedy

4.82.1K Ratings

🗓️ 12 November 2025

⏱️ 94 minutes

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Summary

This week, the boys talk about dropping atheism merchandise, a long time goal finally being achieved, and how we're declaring the candy war... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

Tyler, what up?

0:01.0

Welcome back to the show!

0:03.0

How's it all, Pussy? Tyler, I see you got a new black hat. Ugh. That's awesome, man. And Archie didn't even add a ding off camera. Well, all we wanted to tell you, Tyler, is that if you go to Yard.. sale, you can get the Yard Black Hat, the classic one, it's back. Fuck that. Take it off. Take it off site Take it off site. Yeah, this hat's way to take it off is if you all go buy it.

0:25.3

Here's the thing. Here's the thing. Here's the thing. I bought a thousand of the hats the last time it came out, so I don't could get them. I've been reselling the hats ungrailed.

0:34.9

You've been grailing the yard hats.

0:36.4

Yeah.

0:36.7

Please get to the hat before Tyler gets to them all.

0:39.9

I don't know how he hatched this plan. I didn't know he knew about shapes and numbers. Friler told me about it. It's called drop shipping. Look, there's a big graphic of it and if you want a hat, go buy it. Now enjoy the episode. If you buy it your pussy, no aid in episode. Adenless. There must have been an angel by my side. You just make up songs to sing. You never heard of Shade. It's right. You never heard of Shadee because... You said Shade. Yeah. Shade. Shade. Shade.. Oh, you speak Yorobi now?

1:30.6

Of course I do. Yeah, of course I do. What country is it from? Yorobi? Yeah. That is the name of the lady that Morpheus is in love with in the Matrix. This is actually a little. In fact, it's actually the native tongue of Mexico. You know what? You both nailed it. and I wish and I wish I could have had this over again.

1:45.8

People can be right twice. Yes. And that's me. People can be right wing. You're doing the beard again. Yeah, I'm growing it out for the whole month. Oh, it's because it's Movember, right? November. It's November. It's November and I support men's health.

1:46.3

Uh-huh.

1:46.9

Sorry, ladies.

2:02.5

Did you do it? Give us a month. The were girls or their girls and you were with you? He's talking to all the ladies in the world. Okay, I thought we were the ladies. I, honest to God, till now, thought he was a woman. would you go out a day with me if you thought I was a woman I'm taken

2:03.5

no no like in a world he was a woman. Would you go out a day with me if you thought I was a woman?

2:02.8

I'm taken.

2:04.1

No, no, no, like in a world where you're single.

2:05.8

In a world, no, no, no, let me set it up.

2:07.8

You're, okay, so you didn't beat off this morning.

2:11.3

No?

2:11.7

He's all tense.

2:12.4

And you're at the bar, you're, you're tense, bro.

2:15.0

I'll just put it that way.

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