Ep 225 - Rally The Troops
I'm Grand Mam
Kevin Twomey and PJ Kirby
4.7 • 857 Ratings
🗓️ 5 January 2026
⏱️ 63 minutes
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Summary
This week PJ discovers that his mam has her priest’s personal number and has been quietly organising communion drop offs via Whatsapp while she’s been unable to attend mass with her leg, which raises several questions for the lads. There is also a live tasting of José’s homemade biscuits in studio and Kevin recalls the antics of his Crossfit Christmas night out.
For the theme the lads share their ins and outs for the year. PJ declares contradicting yourself firmly in and WHOOPS officially out, while Kevin predicts that 2026 will be a big year for corn and but he says he'd like to see the end of the focaccia sandwich.
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| 0:00.0 | It's too tingling. |
| 0:00.8 | Shout out to all my children. |
| 0:02.0 | Circumcised girlies. |
| 0:04.0 | Shout out to all my cock girls. |
| 0:05.0 | No, I was, no? |
| 0:06.0 | Who circumcised? |
| 0:07.0 | Who said Billet? |
| 0:08.0 | Hey, girlies. |
| 0:10.0 | Hey, girlies i'm kevin and i'm pj and welcome back to i'm |
| 0:28.7 | grandmammy who happy new year is it all of that crack yeah but it's not yet here but it is keep the |
| 0:37.1 | illusion going baby you told me we're not doing the illusion No but we're still going to wish people a happy new year Because it's the first step They're listening to it But we're recording on the 18th of December Oh my God And this would be out on the 5th of January We started in 2019 It's 2026 girls I got chills. That's crazy. And we're still going. God bless you if you're still listening. And I love you to bits. We love you to bits. Did you have a nice Christmas? Do you have a nice... What do you call it again? That period between Christmas and New Year's. What do I call it? You have a name for it. Is it called Twigmas or something? Twigmas? |
| 1:11.2 | No, I call Christmas the day before Christmas Eve, Christmas Adam. But the period from Christmas to New Year's when no one knows what day they have I promise you you talk about it every year Oh shit I think it's called Twigmas No, I never said that Oh my God, you literally did why would I know |
| 1:27.1 | the word twigmas? |
| 1:28.2 | I never said |
| 1:28.8 | twigmas in my life. |
| 1:29.8 | Babe, it's literally |
| 1:30.6 | you that says it every year. What is twigmas? Twigmas? Oh no, that's just twigs. Just type in the period between Christmas and New Year's. What's the name of the period between Christmas and New Year's? Shut up. Just type base. Twixmas? That was you. I promise you. That was never. Pete, you literally taught people on the pot about Twix-Smith. I didn't. You'd think? Whatever. Anyway. That was past me. I'm 33 now. No, you're 32 now, you're fucking EJ. I'm not. Oh my God. You're wrecking my head. 1993. 2023. Come on my only 33. You're 33 this year. You're so annoying. Oh, tis younger and getting. Tis your own going getting. Why do you keep track of your age? you're so annoying Tis younger and getting Tis younger and getting Why do you keep track of your age You're so annoying There's no need girls Literally before we started I was like Oh this episode will be out in the new year So we should say Happy New Year And PG goes Oh my God And I'll be 34 So I'm only turning 33 Unreal Oh my 5. And you look fabulous for it. Well, I thought I was turning 34. I thought I looked fat for 34. And now you look even better for 33. Joy, I was thinking there when you were saying we've been recording since went 2019. Yeah. I love that we just do it at home. Or I do it wherever we are and just whip out the mics cottage industry because what's that mean you've been saying cottage the whole time it's one of my inns but we'll get on to that later cottage industry like you know what I mean like take it back Hansel and Gretel buzz now that's not a good reference point I don't't know if they were, you know, making things in the cottage. |
| 3:08.5 | No, they were murdered. |
| 3:24.0 | No, they murdered. No, that we talked about this before. Yeah, we did this before. Cottage industry is like, you know, people doing things from home, like small scale. Yeah. That's where we lose the run of ourselves. Like, do you have any, like, people that you followed on the way up and were always mad for them |
| 3:25.3 | and then girls, |
| 3:26.4 | capitalism gone on by the ball of. |
| 3:27.8 | Bottom. Do you have any like people that you followed on the way up and we're always mad for them |
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