I have been betrayed by my sensei. I didn't even know I had a sensei.

I didn't know you had a sense. You had told me that, you know, you had, I knew you had been trying to lose weight. Well, yeah, I'm not trying. I mean, I've lost 21 pounds in the past, I don't know, a couple days over two weeks. It's been incredible. I've been really proud of you. They say it's water weight.

Sense John will say it's waterweight.

Why don't we even call them Sensey John?

I never called him that. But he insists. He's like, I have to call him a sensei. But there's a moot point because he's not even my sensey anymore. Sensei is, that's a term from karate, isn't it? What's like karate? Whatever. You can be a martial arts, you know, kung fu. Have you been training in karate? No, he didn't teach me anything. He barely told me, like, so here's the deal. I've been going to the gym and I've been dieting and I'm in the gym and I meet this guy. And he, and I'm, because I'm doing like, you know, bench presses. And I'm not doing, like, 400 pound lifts, you know.

I'm not doing, I'm not pushing crazy weight. But this guy comes to a little, let me spot you, bro. And I'm like, all right, like, thank you. Like, I don't know. But he's like, coming home. We got like, no. Like you're like, you know, they probably think you're homophobic or something.

So it's just like, no, all right.

So you let him spot you because you're, you're afraid, you know, he probably thinks you're homophobic or something. So it's just like, no, all right.

So you let him spot you because you're, you're afraid of being accused of homophobia.

Well, I mean, you want to be like the antisocial guy.

Like, no, I got them.

Why if you do need help?

And you have to be like, help me, help me.

Right.

And that people will just look at you and mock you. Yeah, exactly. Right. Well, not mock me. It's not, no one's going to mean, whatever. The point, yes. Thank you. And it's kind of like it's what some women are experiencing now. Like, you know, they, they've been too aggressive and saying, stay away from me. Right. Don't look at my, don't look at my butt. They'll look at my face. And then they collapse under the weight of their...

And they're crushed.

And they're crushed forever. And their spine doesn't work. Look, whatever. This guy comes over and like, yeah, he's like, and he's helped me out. He goes, like, asking me, like, oh, you start now, whatever. And so, yeah, he starts... I agree, like he,

I agree to let him train me,

but like,

I'm like,

all right,

whatever,

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