Ep. 224 Is Kump Alive?
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Ray Kump
4.8 • 548 Ratings
🗓️ 8 August 2025
⏱️ 64 minutes
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Summary
Marc Maron is out here talking to Howie Mandel and allegedly coming after Ray Kump for hiring “Navy SEALs” (who may or may not be homeless) to protect himself and his wife at comedy clubs. Ray sets the record straight, breaks down the culture war over grilled meats, shares his recent 17-lb weight drop, and explores the etiquette of acid attacks. This episode is part prison romance tutorial, part security strategy seminar, and full-on mind control operation.Join the Kump Empire.👇 Bonus Episodes Every Weekhttps://patreon.com/raykump
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| 0:00.0 | Of course I'm alive. |
| 0:01.2 | What do you think? |
| 0:02.0 | I'm actually thriving, okay? |
| 0:04.1 | But I'll tell you what, Mark Marinbert |
| 0:05.5 | keep his name out of my mouth. He's been talking a lot of smack. A lot of these out there are talking to Howie Mandel about me. We'll get to that in a bit. He's tiptoeing around it. He won't say exactly who he's talking about. But we all know he's talking about you. We'll get to that in a minute. |
| 0:20.0 | Yeah, I don't want to bury the lead here, but we'll get to that. |
| 0:24.1 | But first of all, welcome to Kump. And, you know, we have a lot to get to today. But this will not stay with Mark Marin. All right? I'm not going to allow Mark Maron to besmirch my name. He wants to talk about, you know, I'll get to it now. |
| 0:39.7 | What, why am I under attack for hiring Navy Seals to defend me? |
| 0:49.7 | Why is he, why am I at target? |
| 0:52.6 | Why is this guy who does the... |
| 0:54.4 | What's he famous for? |
| 0:57.0 | For think he pain? |
| 0:58.0 | Is that his comedy special? |
| 0:59.4 | That's the most recent one? |
| 1:00.6 | Well, maybe if he had hired a few Navy SEALs to keep him safe. |
| 1:03.6 | Maybe he wouldn't be so intimidated by a guy. |
| 1:05.9 | But he's running out there. |
| 1:07.0 | Mark Barrowing the comedians, you know, allegedly, allegedly the comedian, is out there running his mouth about how I hire homeless guys and pretend their Navy seals to defend me and my wife. |
| 1:19.4 | When we go out in public, when we, you know, we, we, we go to a comedy club to hold court. |
| 1:26.5 | And I bring, I bring these men, these armed men who, you know. |
| 1:31.0 | Struck out, men. |
| 1:32.1 | Of course, you think you're not strung out from war? |
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