New Year, new me. Nah. I'm fine just the way I am. Doing the things I love. Like enjoying

a latte on the bus with some music or on a walk with a friend. My only resolution is

to enjoy more of what I love. Like switching up my usual with oat, soy, almond or coconut.

All delicious non-dairy alternatives available at Starbucks. For no extra charge. While stocks

last, subject to availability. It's time to take our minds off politics for a while and turn

to the glittering glamorous world of entertainment. Let's have a look at some of the wonderful

productions Hollywood has planned for our amusement in the year to come. Scheduled for release

in theaters next fall is the exciting horror flick, a tack of the hateful orange monster

who really sucks and is hateful. A studio press release describes the picture as quote,

the thrilling story of how climate change deniers cause a massive upsurge in radiation which

forges much of the world's clay into a gigantic orange beast who tramples on all our hopes

and dreams encouraged by a mob of fat ugly, stupid white, stupid fat white people who

come from places in the Midwest or somewhere like that that you wouldn't even want to

visit let alone live in and who suck just as badly as the monster and are fat and white.

Unquote. The director of the film Jacques Distain said he felt sure audiences would turn

out in droves because quote, people are so stupid they don't even know when they are

being insulted. That's why my last picture up yours you right wing pieces of garbage pulled

in nearly $1,400 at the box office a major step toward making back its $200 million

dollar production budget. Unquote. On television Fox and CBS are teaming up for a storyline

that combines Madame Secretary with the exorcist. According to network press materials the

multi part tale will quote dramatize how the steely eyed frosty haired secretary of state

Elizabeth McCord moves to save the nation by running for president only to have a demon

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