Ep 222 - Kevinezer Scrooge

I'm Grand Mam

Kevin Twomey and PJ Kirby

Irish, Lgbtq+, Comedy, Gay

4.7 • 857 Ratings

🗓️ 15 December 2025

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

This week Kevin announces that he will not be putting up a Christmas tree in London, insisting he is done being the one who returns home first in January only to face the depressing task of taking down all the decorations alone. PJ immediately brands him a Scrooge, though Kevin maintains it is simply self-preservation. He also has a gripe to air about retail websites that promise ten percent off if you sign up to their newsletter, only to withhold the discount code for a full twenty-four hours, long after the impulse to buy has died.

Because the lads feel there is far too much pressure to have a picture-perfect Christmas, they invite listeners to send in their own festive disasters. From uncooked turkeys to festive infidelity, they want to remind everyone that no one’s Christmas is flawless and we can all take comfort in the chaos together.

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0:00.0	I play with it every Christmas after a few wines.
0:01.6	It doesn't really get used today.
0:04.0	That was everything I used.
0:05.1	I would just get to the stupid things.
0:07.3	I just feel so bad.
0:08.5	Imagine my mom and dad was sitting there and one to read my list again and going, oh, for fun.
0:11.7	Yeah, I know.
0:12.4	I know.
0:13.0	Like, why's he getting this?
0:14.0	I know.
0:14.6	Bubble chair. It's your favorite queers, back in your ears.
0:30.3	It's I'm Grandman.
0:32.0	Hey, girlies.
0:32.8	I'm Kevin.
0:33.3	And I'm PJ.
0:34.1	And welcome back to I'm Grandma.
0:39.3	Woo. Woo.
0:40.3	Oh, ho.
0:41.5	Dashing through the snow.
0:43.9	In a one horse.
0:45.6	Horse open sleigh.
0:47.4	So is that one sleigh with a horse?
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