And now a message from comedian Vic DeBetetto.

Hey, the fuck does that help?

You greedy cock suckers!

Hey, what do you hear?

What do you say, my Facebook, YouTube, Twitter, Instagram, Google Plus, your sister's ass,

the pony express, the very thick door thick ear.

You know what takes me off?

Having to tell the government what to do because they have their heads in their assholes.

Now follow me.

There's something that's been bothering me, so I'm just going to say it now.

Dear government, we understand that the virus is not your fault, that happened, that is what it is.

I'm not going to get into that idea that maybe you could have acted sooner.

We can deal with that when this is all over, but here's the deal.

We need a real fucking plan.

It was the right move to make everyone stay home because that's the only way to deal with a virus like this.

But here's where I have a problem.

So you told us to shut down non-essential businesses.

You told us to go home and quarantine.

You told us we have to keep social distance and stay inside.

But you told us you would help.

So where is the fucking help?

These checks are what they are.

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