And I'm like, hey, I'm your neighbor. If you need me, I guess ask me for something.

But other than that, kind of leave me the fuck alone.

You're like, oh God, if you need anything, let me know.

I'm a good neighbor. I tell you, I go, I'm a good neighbor, but I'm an absent neighbor.

I'm not around that much. If you, you know, all my email, all my information's available.

If you smell weed, yes, it's me. Don't call the cops. Don't call the superts.

Just me. We can work this out, okay? Relax.

It's almost legal in New York City. Let's calm down. It's not 1978 anymore.

But I've been telling them for everybody that I meet down through the years.

I'm like, look, if you really need something, I will help you.

But don't ask me for too much. How long have you been in that building?

22 years. How many people do you honestly know past just saying hi?

And wow, it's a nice day outside. Well, there's 30 people in three buildings joined together.

So it's two apartments on each floor, three buildings, five floors, 30 people.

I was five or six people. My neighbor, she's wonderful. She lives right next door to me.

She's absolutely amazing. She doesn't cook that Indian food, does she?

No, no, she doesn't. But she is a really good cook. She raised two kids by herself.

She's a professor at Barnard. And so for 22 years living there, it is really fun.

At Randall Moments, they're walking over and I'm like, oh, Kathleen's cooking something good.

My friend lived in Framingham, Massachusetts.

And there was a lady that cooked Indian food and it would just smell up the entire floor.

No, I like Indian food. But that stuff will smell long after you're done cooking and eating it.

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