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I'm Grand Mam

Ep 219 - Zoe was Late for the Canon

I'm Grand Mam

Kevin Twomey and PJ Kirby

Irish, Lgbtq+, Comedy, Gay

4.7857 Ratings

🗓️ 24 November 2025

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

This week PJ has a few bones to pick with Kevin, starting with the fact that Kevin apparently does not shower. He claimed he had no time to wash after his CrossFit class, yet still managed to take a thirst trap and post it in the name of engagement. PJ also discovers that Kevin secretly sold the television they went halves on and forgot to tell him entirely.

For the theme, the lads dive into Karen submission stories. One standout tale involves a girl who was meant to mind her friends cat for two weeks, but months later she still has it, her boyfriend is allergic and she has ended up with a vet bill of two thousand euro.


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Transcript

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0:00.0

I've often been passing people who I see leave their trolley and I'll go I'll just go but I'll do it really nicely and I'm never like aggressive about it but I'll just be like oh the I'll frame it as if I believe that they don't know where it is I'll go oh the the trolley bay is just over there I think now if you're on going to bring it back and you came up to me going oh the trolley bay is just over there I'd be like Okay, bitch.

0:24.4

Yeah, you tell me. just over there I think. Now if you're on going to bring it back and you came up to me going

0:21.3

oh the trolley is just over there

0:23.0

I'd be like okay

0:23.9

you're like you're telling me to piss off

0:26.0

wouldn't you really like?

0:54.2

It's your favorite queers back in your ears it's i'm grandmam hey girlies i'm kevin and i'm pj and welcome back to i'm grandmam are we going to talk about it what are we talking about the fact that you haven't show it in two weeks

0:55.9

now let you run with that narrative

1:00.2

let you run with that script

1:01.9

because you know what it's the same old script you've been running with

1:04.3

and it's what exhausted

1:06.1

babe yeah you're not running with anything

1:08.4

you haven't run since you completed that marathon

1:09.9

two fucking years ago no babe it's just fermentation happening in the pits is there. First of all, I think, regardless of how much I scrubbed my pits, there's just going to be this manly smell that's happening there. Yeah, like musky to me. I'm kind of musky girls. I don't think you actually are. I was taking the piss out of you there, but I don't think you ever smell. You don't shower, that's a given, but you never smell. I don't like showering twice in the one day. I think it's ridiculous. Or once. No, it's just every time you see, every time're together i'm like i'm just going to hop in

1:46.9

you want to hop in then you're always like no i'm good no because i'd already be after showering

1:51.0

girl okay basically i also added fuel to the fire when i was flying to dublin last week right

1:58.4

and basically i got in a taxi to the airport.

2:01.9

I don't usually taxi to the airport.

2:03.2

I was flying from London City. I might as well just get the taxi instead of jumping on the DLR. Why am I just to find me? Yeah, as Fargie's dad... I'm fucking famous, bitch! And as Farkey's dad said, if you ain't got no money, take your broke ass home. Broke ass where? a while you girls

2:15.4

anyway

2:16.3

so I'm in the taxi

2:17.4

but I've been

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