Ep 217: Oh Doctor, My Doctor!
Improvised Star Trek
USS Sisyphus
4.9 • 573 Ratings
🗓️ 23 September 2019
⏱️ 28 minutes
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Summary
Dr. Zonalzon puts it all on the online, but when fame presents new problems, can she kiss-it-better? Lorem & Spot connect the dots.
Improvised January 13, 2019 from a suggestion by Kevin Hennessy via twitter. (With a brief scene borrowed from The Ship Explodes at the End suggested by @KanetheBoar)
Starring
Sean Kelley as Lt. Cdt. Crick Watson, Mr. Ernst.
Christopher Rathjen as Cdr. Corbomite Hayes, Lt. Bronson
Nick Wagner as Lt. Ch'arles Lorem, Kyle Connor
Mary Cait Walthall as Dr. Zarlene Zonalzon
Julia Weiss as Lt. Spot, Carol Connor
with Special Appearance by
Matt Young as Captain Julius Valentine Baxter
"Yeah/Yeah(Don't Know Me Remix)" Composed by Nick Wagner
Sponsored by Overcast via The Chicago Podcast Coop.
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| 0:00.0 | This episode of Improvised Star Trek is sponsored by Overcast, an independent podcast app that embraces the open world of podcasting instead of locking it down. |
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| 0:13.9 | Just a great podcast app for everyone. |
| 0:16.2 | Get it for free in the App Store. Space, the final frontier. |
| 0:51.3 | These are the voyages of the starship Sisypice. |
| 0:55.1 | It's continuing mission to explore strange new worlds, |
| 0:59.6 | to seek out new life and new civilizations, |
| 1:03.0 | to boldly go where no one has gone before. |
| 1:16.3 | You're listening to the Improvise Star Trek with Matt Young as Captain Julius Valentine Baxter. |
| 1:19.1 | Chris Rathchin as First Officer Corbyamite Hayes. |
| 1:21.6 | Sean Kelly as Science Officer Crick Watson. |
| 1:25.9 | Mary Kate Walthall as Chief Medical Officer Zarlene Zonelson. |
| 1:29.0 | Nick Wagner as Chief Engineer Charles Lorham. Julia Weiss as Communications Officer, Lieutenant Rita King. |
| 1:33.0 | Raina Caskey as Navigation Officer Ensign Bobby Intern. |
| 1:36.6 | This episode of Improvised Star Trek, |
| 1:38.5 | Oh Doctor, My Doctor, was improvised January 13th, 2019 |
| 1:43.4 | from a suggestion by Kevin Henennessey via Twitter, |
| 1:46.2 | and was edited by Chris Rath. Dr. Zanelson, there was a EPS explosion in the corridor. |
| 2:16.5 | I'm all burnt up. Could you, maybe, I'm going into shock. |
| 2:20.3 | Could you give me a hand here? |
| 2:21.3 | Lie down. |
| 2:22.3 | Okay, yeah, that's easy. |
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