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Well, tomorrow at last this divisive election will come to an end.

We'll be able to put our political differences aside and come together in agreement on the fact that we hate one another more than we can possibly express.

Because whether you're a Democrat or a Republican in this country, there's one thing that unites us all.

Somewhere there's a politician who can transform our hopes and dreams into slogans and broken promises in order to gain power over us.

So today, as we behold the majestic spectacle of American democracy degenerating into open civil war, I'd like to examine the effect this election season has had on ordinary Americans by taking a close up look at one family united in blood but divided by politics.

Meet the Smiths from your town, my town, any town, USA.

Pop Smith is a Donald Trump supporter. He used to work in the factory hereabouts until the trade deal with Mexico caused him to drink so heavily that he lost his job.

Things only got worse for Pop when the Chinese started to manipulate currency and also put something in his beer that made it react badly to his prescription medicines.

Technically, they weren't his prescription medicines, but someone had a prescription for them and mixed with beer they nearly made pop comatose and the Chinese were probably behind it.

Today, Pop is proudly wearing a red baseball cap, bearing the words, make America great again and lying dead on the kitchen floor in a pool of blood that has leaked out of multiple butcher knife wounds to his torso.

Which brings us to mom Smith, who not only supports Hillary Clinton, but is still holding the bloody butcher knife and cursing at Pop even though Pop is way past hearing her.

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