Is it normal that I'm already thinking about childcare?

I mean, can I apply for it while I'm on maternity leave?

Oh and how many childcare hours will we actually get?

And will they do messy play at nursery?

Because I still haven't got that paint off the sofa.

Does anyone else have all these questions?

For your questions, big and small, from pregnancy to childcare,

get advice and support at best start in life.gov.org.

Hey there, it's Chris McCorsland here. I've written a book.

An autobiography. It's called Keep Laughing and it's out now. I even read the audio

book and I don't think the good people of Penguin have ever had a harder job than getting

a blind man to read a book out loud. A small portion of every sale would be going to help pay

for their therapy. From life as a boy growing up in Liverpool in love with football and

grunge music to almost becoming a spy for MI5.

Honestly, I can't even play I spy.

To becoming a stand-up and getting to appear on loads of your favourite shows.

Ooh, I'm winning, strictly come dancing, but I don't like to talk about it.

Only joking. I quite like talking about it.

Keep laughing is out now.

Get so much much this was That water bottle

Now don't say the brand

Because I don't want to

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