Ep. #212 - No Depo$it

The Flop House

Dan McCoy

Comedy, Film, Elliott Kalan, Review, Badmovies, Tv & Film, Bad Movies, Arts, Dan Mccoy, Movies, Stuart Wellington, Bad, Humor

4.7 • 4.7K Ratings

🗓️ 3 September 2016

⏱️ 93 minutes

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Summary

Smalltember/vember begins with a movie none of us had heard of until a couple of Canadian listeners pressed a blu-ray into our hot little hands: No Deposit. Meanwhile Elliott reveals Ringo Starr's adventures in New Jersey, Stuart sends a giant child straight to the circus, and Dan delivers a line that should NOT be taken out of context. NO WIKIPEDIA SYNOPSIS for No Deposit. So here's a page for Frank D'Angelo. Movies recommended in this episode: Demolition Man A Midsummer Night's Dream Pather Panchali

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0:00.0	Hey everyone, it's small timber and we watched no deposit. What movie is this? It's so small it might not even exist.
0:12.4	I get the name in the movie right. I think so. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I think so. Check the DVD. And yes.
0:30.0	Hey everyone and welcome to the flop house. I'm Dan McCoy. Woo-hoo. It's small
0:51.6	number and I'm Stewart Wellington and I'm Elliot Kaelin being real small for small
0:56.4	member. So wait. So do you live in like a little shoe box? I live in a little matchbox. Wow. You're
1:02.9	even smaller than I thought small number. Very tiny. I'll hop in your pocket. You won't know I'm there.
1:07.7	Oh, so you can jump like a flea or something? Yeah. I have super bug jump. They're spying on me while I'm
1:13.9	changing a little bit. Okay. I call up your chest hair in the middle of the night. I'm just
1:19.1	sleeping. I think I saw a up all night movie where a guy was crawling around in somebody's pubes
1:26.4	like that. But they were like he was super tiny so it was like hunting as you're on the kids.
1:30.7	Like he was like a level shrieking man. Yeah. I think that's what the movie was. Yeah. It's like
1:34.8	hunting as you're on the kids. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And they
1:44.4	traverse his jungle of a bush. Like an only assume. Just like in the real like actual like actual
1:53.6	crap. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like in the red dude Kippling classic the jungle bush.
1:59.1	In which locally those do some changes. Uh-huh. He gets real small and close or under the bush.
2:05.8	Exactly. Yeah. And burdened the hand is worth too in the bush. Yeah. I've been told by who?
2:12.6	I don't know. So what do we do here on the side? You're parole officer.
2:17.2	To that. I don't know. I don't think I've actually been told that you see two birds in the bush.
2:21.8	You drop that bird in your hand and you go for them because two is more than one while he's doing
2:26.0	that. I'm going to pick up the bird that he dropped more bird for me. Okay. But are you just going
2:31.1	to pick up one or is there a second bird for you to grab? It depends on how many he catches.
2:35.0	Okay. Kind of bird is this one. Yeah. Why don't you want it so much?
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