Ep. 211 Pope in the USA

Kump

Ray Kump

Comedy

4.8 • 548 Ratings

🗓️ 9 May 2025

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

The Vatican goes American. Ray and Lucie break down Pope Leo XIV, robot freakouts, TikTok tech fires, and the mysterious Times Square statue.

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0:00.0	My name is Sherlock Holmes.
0:01.5	It's an unusual name.
0:03.0	Introducing Young Sherlock, a new Guy Ritchie series.
0:07.0	What game are we playing today?
0:09.0	Discover the origins.
0:10.0	It's cleaving. Those days are truly behind me.
0:12.0	Of crime's most iconic mind.
0:14.0	There has been a break-in.
0:17.0	Astoned. You should be a detective.
0:19.0	Starring Hero finds Tiffin, Donald Finn and Colin Firth.
0:22.5	If you start wearing a hat like that, I will no longer be friends with you.
0:25.9	Young Sherlock, new original series. Watch now only on Prime Video.
0:30.1	Welcome to Kump. We have a new Pope, and he's one of us.
0:35.9	He's an American.
0:42.6	Leo DiCaprio, no, Leo the 16th, 14th.
0:45.9	Leo the 14th, the first American pope.
0:48.4	This is a great day.
0:51.0	I don't care what political affiliation you have,
0:53.7	what religious affiliation you have.
0:55.6	This is a great day for America.
1:02.1	This is a consolidation of power, of faith, of treasure.
1:06.8	This is a new day, a new dawn.
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