Ep. 210 Men Fight Gorilla
Kump
Ray Kump
4.8 • 548 Ratings
🗓️ 1 May 2025
⏱️ 64 minutes
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Summary
Could 100 men defeat a gorilla—barehanded? Ray and Lucie dive into the internet’s wildest debate, then spiral into Times Square chaos, bodega panic buttons, and a NASA fraud scandal.
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🎧 EP210: 100 Men vs Gorilla
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to Kump. |
| 0:01.3 | We're discussing the 100 men versus a gorilla. |
| 0:05.7 | Lucy, how many gorillas could you take in a fight? |
| 0:10.5 | Oh, in a fight. |
| 0:11.6 | No holds barred, yes. |
| 0:14.4 | You know, I think I could probably dispose of, are they babies? |
| 0:19.9 | No, they're full-grown men-grillas. |
| 0:22.7 | Masculine gorillas. |
| 0:23.9 | The tension of, the muscle tension of very strong Schwarzenegger's. |
| 0:30.8 | I don't think I would do very well in that situation. |
| 0:34.3 | But, I mean, I don't think less than one, none. |
| 0:37.9 | Okay, well, that's fair. It's a fair assessment less than one, none. Okay. |
| 0:38.4 | Well, that's fair. It's a fair assessment. I'm taking 11. I'm going to try 11 gorillas. 11 guerrillas. Yeah. Where does this debate even come from? Who started the guerrilla debate? I don't know. It's some internet thing. This just happens. This is where we live. We used to discuss like, you know, culture and arts in this country. |
| 0:56.4 | And now one random person on Reddit... that thing. This just happens. This is where we live. We used to discuss, like, you know, culture and arts in this country. |
| 0:56.4 | And now one random person on Reddit asked about whether we could, we could fight, you know, fight a, you know, a bunch of orangutans. And that's, that's, that's the agenda. I like it. It's, uh, it's democratic. So having people probably like foughtrillas in the past and in a time when early humans and stuff? |
| 1:15.8 | Well, this brings up interesting questions. |
| 1:17.3 | Like, do you get weapons? |
| 1:19.2 | I mean, because, you know, we have this whole thing nowadays in, you know, our modern culture of men and very strong, masculine podcas podcasters, Mr. Rogan, Mr. Andrew Tate. I'm not saying they're together, but, you know, just strong, Jordan Peterson. I bet he gets to, you know, fight a few gorillas. Like, you know, and I feel like they're, they would say, I want to fight the bare-handed. That gorilla is in incredible pain. |
| 1:45.5 | The gorilla's your father. |
| 1:47.0 | Fight your father. |
| 1:47.8 | On a maddenable pain. |
| 1:49.4 | Slater dragon. |
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