I will not put American boots on the ground in Syria.

No American boots on the ground in Syria.

This is disgracefully American President sending our troops into Syria without their boots.

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You know what I love?

I love modern technology.

I am ready now to run away and marry modern technology and carry it off to my mountain fastness.

I think this is, I mean, I've been thinking about this all weekend.

There are certain things in the world that are, that are, they're wonderful twice.

They're wonderful first because they're there.

And then it's wonderful when you think about it that anybody would just make them.

That would, anybody would do, I mean, I've always, not to get too personal, but I've always felt this way about women's makeup and pretty close, you know.

There's this short story.

No, it's a good short story, but it has the greatest title in the world.

The title is Girls and their Summer Dresses.

And every guy who hears that title knows exactly what it's about.

Exactly.

They all go like, oh yeah, girls and their Summer Dresses.

And it's like, it's what, when you see that, it's wonderful in itself.

And it's also wonderful that girls do that.

They go in, and they dress like that, and they make themselves up, and the world is then better.

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