Ep 206 - G'way and Get a Friend
I'm Grand Mam
Kevin Twomey and PJ Kirby
4.7 • 857 Ratings
🗓️ 24 August 2025
⏱️ 64 minutes
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Summary
PJ had the best time on a recent trip to Waterford but thinks the town might be hiding a dark secret because there were no adults present only teens (though they were doing a bang up job and they ran a tight ship). As PJ is still riding off the high of passing his driving test the lads decide to do a submissions episode based around chaotic car stories. We hear about a driving instructor with a creepy long nail that he used to scratch students with when mistakes were made and a lesbian who risked her life in a Fiat 500 in the middle of the French countryside that has the lads wanting to have the story made into an A24 film.
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| 0:00.0 | On August 29th, Olivia Coleman and Benedict Cumberbatch are The Roses. How's married life? We're fine. It's fine. Wow, that bad, huh? It's an unromantic comedy for anyone who's ever found love. For you, I do anything. I do believe that's true. And then completely lost it. I sense trouble. We both said things we didn't mean. I met them. We met them too. Don't miss. You don't care if I'm dead! |
| 0:01.7 | Ivy! The roses. Things are getting a little out of hand. What do you think? In cinema's August 29th. One of our sponsors for this episode is the U-Switch Mobile Network of the year, GiftGGF. GiftGaff offers great value for money, simple, flexible contracts and drum roll please, PJ. They will now be offering unlimited data for just £15 a month. Woo! Oh babe, imagine all the TikTok videos I can send you with that. No, no, no, and I still won't watch them. No. Babe, me sending you |
| 0:54.8 | Tic-Tocs is my love language and you not watching them could mean the end of the podcast has been noticed. Okay, right? I'll watch one a week. Okay. Okay. Okay. And that's Compromise, girlies. Head to gifgaff.com to claim this offer now. Unlimited data for 15 pounds a month ends the fourth of the 12th, 2025 at 2359. 18 month |
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| 1:25.8 | See uswitch.com forward slash telecoms hyphen awards for award verification. And next thing, this fella comes up to me and was like, I'm so sorry, do you do a podcast? I was like, yeah, yeah, I'm grandma. And he was like, my girlfriend's obsessed with the podcast. But then he goes, I just want to say thank you so much for making her smile. Okay, soft boy. Then just walked away. No, power move. Now, I was only drying my tears. No, but that is actually kind of gorgeous. Thank you so much for making her smile. And like obviously, a lot of that is said to me too. That's amazing. Yeah, obviously it was meant for both of us. Yeah, but he said, thank you so much. |
| 2:00.9 | Or it should be |
| 2:01.5 | thanked the boat |
| 2:02.4 | of you so much. |
| 2:02.9 | Okay, |
| 2:03.2 | sorry. |
| 2:03.9 | That's amazing |
| 2:04.8 | at the same time. |
| 2:25.3 | It's your favourite queers back in your ears it's i'm grandman hey girlies i'm kevin and i'm pj and welcome back to i'm grandmam am okay so if i talk if i talk like this for the whole podcast is because i have to block my nose |
| 2:32.1 | because you need to get that bowl sorted, babe. |
| 2:34.4 | The bowl is sorted. |
| 2:35.4 | Don't you worry about my bowl? |
| 2:36.3 | It doesn't smell like it. Because you've been farting since I got into the room. Now, it sounds like you're being quite insensitive to those with bowel issues. Yeah, you're smelly bastards. You're the one who wanted to get a dinner. Yeah, because I need you on your top form for the record, baby. |
| 2:33.2 | I'm always in top form. |
| 2:34.1 | You never have to worry about the quality of output here. |
| 2:36.0 | Don't you worry about me? You're the one who wanted to get a dinner. Yeah, because I need you on your top form for the record, baby. |
| 2:51.4 | I'm always in top form. You never have to worry about the quality of output here. Don't you worry about me? I should be the one that's concerned about you. Oh, babe, she's after her weekend of rest and relaxation. Oh, yeah. Loving Life. Girls, get yourself to water for it. It's gorgeous down there. Dunmore East we went to Dunmore East |
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