Okay, I think that's, um, do you know, my, my, uh, my brother, it listens to a lot of podcasts and he, he absolutely hates is when people drink near the microphone. Oh, really? Yeah, really. And it's like, but he hates the, it's not so much that, it's the, he can hear like the flammy bit. Anyway, I think we're rolling.

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and I dressed as an angel once in Harvey Nichols to promote aftershay. What did you do? I

dressed as an angel it was money Mark and you don't knock me for it. I'm not going to knock you

I need I can't believe in this is the 20th episode happy 20th Tim it was money mark and you don't knock me for it i'm not going to knock you i need i need i

can't believe in 20 this is the 20th episode happy 20th tim that yeah that um you've never

mentioned this uh it's not something i go around talking about i was dressed as an angel i had to

have tea stained underwear because my frock was quite see-through.

I think it was Mosquino.

Moschino. What do you mean tea-stained?

They got me like a thong and then they tea-stained it.

So it was sort of flesh-coloured.

Like a jockstrap?

Yeah, kind of thing.

Well, it was like a male thong.

They do exist.

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