I'm Hey, everyone, welcome to the film re-roll.

We take your favorite movies and turn them into movies that probably wouldn't be your favorite.

They're not movies.

Get what?

They're podcasts. Let him say it. Get what? They're podcast.

Let him say it.

What are you doing?

You said we turn,

then we take your favorite movies and we turn them into movies, but we're doing a podcast.

We're still telling a cinematic story.

People know it's a podcast.

This is going so well.

We're a podcast and we take movies.

Wait, what if they didn't know until you said that? Oh, shit!

I thought this was a tandem bike.

So what do we do here?

We're going to take a movie in this case, Jumanji.

We're going to start at the beginning and our fine actors here are going to play the principal characters

Except that anything can happen. You know, we're not following the story of the movie. We're making a new story

However, unlike your regular improv, whenever they want to say shoot someone or climb a tree or pick a lock, they can't just say they do it. They have to roll dice that tells us if they

succeed or fail, if they fall out of the tree or miss the guy they're trying to shoot. And thus,

the story changes. Wait, do we have lock picking skill? At least someone does. What kid, oh,

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