From Cleveland election headquarters, here's the latest from the campaign trail.

Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker has dropped out of the Republican presidential race, leaving

the field to the loudmouth smuck, the boring guy, the fatso, the other boring guy, that ridiculous

one, the Latino dude, Carly Theorena, and Ted Cruz.

On the Democrat side, the news of Walker's retirement was greeted as a welcome development

by both the corrupt old-cron and the rapey communist.

Both are carefully watching their own parties ranks and waiting to see if the blithering

denture face is going to throw his hat into the ring or can find his hat or the ring.

Corrupt public union officials also celebrated Walker's retirement.

Public union leader Vinnie the Shiv Strangaloni said Walker had shamed himself by interfering

with his union before the union had had a chance to prove to the world.

It could actually choke the life out of an entire state with one hand while chugging a

full pitcher of Schlitz with the other.

Mr Strangaloni said quote, the public unions will not rest until every penny of Wisconsin

taxpayer money is unaccounted for.

Governor Walker becomes the second major GOP candidate to leave the race after that

one who sounded too much like George W. Bush stepped down because he couldn't find his

fake glasses while he was wearing his fake glasses.

The Bush sounding guy returned to Texas, where he vowed to continue to create jobs until

everyone who didn't work in Texas was on welfare paid for by people who do work in Texas.

When told that had already happened, the Bush like guy walked into a wall where upon he

realized he had been wearing his fake glasses the whole time.

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