Hello and welcome to Dear Lovejoy.

Yes, indeed, modern life can get you down.

It's a mixture of small problems and large problems, but they're all relative, aren't they?

We here on Dear Lovejoy, the podcast, will help you.

We will guide you through those problems and help you by giving you advice on life.

Though at this point, I must point out that I have no qualifications. I'm not a therapist. I have no medical qualifications.

I have no qualifications in finance. I literally have no qualifications anything. I'm a TV presenter. But if you want to take advice off a TV presenter,

this is the right place to be, Dear Lovejoy, the podcast. This is episode two, but we have to come clean at this point. This is the third attempt at Dear Lovejoy, the podcast, episode two. It's

the difficult second podcast, isn't it, Mark? It is. It's much like the

band's difficult second album. I'll tell you why we've struggled with it. The first time we did it,

it sounded so bad that we said we can't put that out. The first one sounds bad, but I mean,

I'm talking audio, not just content. Oh yeah, it was just rubbish. It was so bad that we thought, right, let's go and buy some mics.

So we went and bought some mics, then we set up.

We've got a really good setup now.

We've got pop shields.

We've got mic stands.

We've got good mics.

We've got headphones.

We look the business.

But then on the second one, which was the second version of the second podcast, we did the whole thing. It was

possibly one of the greatest podcasts of all time. I mean, it would have been legendary. It'd be one

of those ones that in years to come that make documentaries about, but Mark forgot to press

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