All right, boys and girls. Welcome back, Sam's Army episode 2.136. Boy boy, do we got a lot to talk about. So headlines, Arsenal heavy headlines this week, followed by a weekly what if brought to us by Eric Cantana.

Premier League will be focusing on spurs, sergeants and drones. Rest of world, you guys know it's coming big, big international break featuring a preview of the US men's national team and there are three games coming up.

And then stoppage time best bets and everybody's favorite segment, of course, go as and after all that stay tuned. We are not done because a fun interview this week with Chris Cites, who is just he just announces retirement from MLS.

You probably, you know, you've heard of me played for several teams throughout the league. He's won everything under the sun here in the US, US Open Cup, MLS Cup, Sports Shield. He went to the Olympics in 2008. So fun chat and stick around for that. But now it is time to welcome in these beauties here with me this week.

We have some, well, no, one returning voice and one new, no tweedles this week. They fell by the wayside left and right, you know, Arsenal.

Shat the bed against Burnley and what do you know, I get, you know, Tommy's traveling out to the West Coast, Mitch, I don't know what Mitch is doing, but he's not in safety and health protocols this week. So that's a good thing. And Mikey, shout out to Mikey.

Well, you guys obviously know for many years at this point, he is making a big jump. He is leaving bar still and going somewhere else. He hasn't actually told me where he's going.

But he's in the midst of sort of all that transition. So he'll be back soon enough. Larry not here again as well. He wanted to hop on and gloat about his NBA, you know, soccer king competition win. But unfortunately, he just got back for a 12 day road trip.

And I think if he jumped on, he probably would be at risk of a domestic dispute. So hopefully we'll get later back again soon. Who is here? Tyler Terry, not much.

Back after a week off, he is down in Florida, loving life, I assume. What's the, what's the vibe like at Chicago Fire Preseason?

Number one, it's cold. It's like 40 degrees here. Relatively speaking.

Relatively speaking. If I expected to be 80 and it's 40, sort of like how in Chicago, you expect it to be 30 and it's minus 10, if so, fact, it's kind of the same thing.

But the vibe is good. The vibe is good. Definitely, definitely a little bizarre, just because we have all of these spots open on our roster and like the signings are kind of like trickling in, you know,

Rafa Sheo's waiting for him to get here. Casper Shambilco just showed up on Saturday after the big trade with Philly. So like slowly, but surely the roster is coming together.

But the young guys who are here and the guys and the guys that are here in general have been killing it. Daga Slovenia got called into the US national team camp. So he'll be with squad, which is really cool.

Guti and Javi Casas are with you 20. So a lot of good things happening, but I'm, you know, just Ramlin at this point, but glad to be back on with you Sam.

Speaking of domestic disputes, I feel like you should share your potential domestic dispute and the babysitting gate that you were involved in.

So here, I'll just keep it short and have a little lesson here for all the dads and husbands out there. Don't call it babysitting if it's your kid unless you want to catch the wrath of the boss lady.

So just just keep that in mind. If you have kids, you probably already know that if you don't have kids, now you do know that. And so now you're for warned, don't call a babysitting if you're the dad. Okay, just keep that in mind.

Who's out of our third member of the podcast this week, Antoine Hoppano, who I have been chasing for a while. And finally, we got him on.

You are elusive and you're stepping in for the twitals, the three tweeters of Gunerville, Dome Dumber and dumbest who are not here this week.

But we do have an arsel fan. So you're going to be the honorary tweedle here.

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