It's October, and that means Halloween, a time of fantastical horror, when the worst creatures of the human imagination rise from their night black layers to spread terror and destruction until one of them is elected president.

It's typical at this time of year to recommend some spooky entertainments to help you set the eerie mood for the big night when we all head to the voting booth to demand we be given some free treats, less we throw toilet paper over the White House.

Although it's hard to imagine how we'll ever find enough toilet paper to clean up what's going to be coming out of the White House for the next four years.

So here's a selection of delightfully chilling movies that will turn your thoughts to mayhem and death and take your mind off the really bad stuff that's happening on the political scene.

First, you'll want to view the Exorcist Part 7. This is the story of a female Democrat presidential candidate who is possessed by a demon such that her face becomes a scarred and terrible mask of hellish torment while her head and her face is covered with a scarred and terrible mask of hellish torment.

While her head and her political positions spin around in unnatural directions until she vomits green slime and impossible promises over everyone around her.

Finally, a priest who has lost his faith is called in to deal with the nightmare, but bizarrely the priest takes one look at this soulless wreck of a human being and says there's absolutely nothing wrong with her then returns to his day job as editor of the New York Times.

At last, the possessed politician becomes so twisted around that her head is actually planted between her buttocks. Then she's elected president.

Next, you'll want to see Psycho 4. The story of a female Democrat presidential candidate who dies of old age and is then stuffed and carted from campaign event to campaign event where her handlers move her body around and her top aid and necrophiliac lesbian lover imitates her voice to make people think she's still alive.

In the horrific climax, the dead woman goes on a vengeful rampage destroying everyone and everything around her.

Then she's elected president. And of course, you don't want to neglect the classics. So make sure to watch Bride of Frankenstein returns. This is the story of a former president so desperate to return to office that he hires a mad scientist to build him a wife out of the mutilated blood soaked limbs and organs of dead ideas.

When the hideous construction is done, the female creature is run up through the castle battlements in a lightning storm until a jolt of electricity transforms her into a bizarre simulation of a living being.

Ultimately, the poor monster takes one look at herself in the mirror and screams an endless horror at the corrupt and empty beast she is.

Then she's elected president. Those are just a few of the horror movies you can watch this month that will help prepare your mind for that scariest of all nights when disgusting and hard monstrosities like vampires, witches and Donald Trump.

Roam the earth until in a final crescendo of unimaginable abomination. But I don't want to give away the ending trigger warning. I'm Andrew Clayvin and this is the Andrew Clayvin show.

I'm the honky donkey life is to get you boom. There's a we mean also singing.

The life is honky donkey when you think about it. It's actually a philosophical position. Well, you know, the Clayvin was weakened as past and probably the worst thing that happened.

You know, it's like from the country falling apart and all that stuff. Vince scully retired. The LA Dodgers announcer for 67 years and Andrew Breitbart possibly his greatest hero.

I mean, Andrew Breitbart loved this guy. He had heroic fantasies of like making movies about Vince scully. Just love him.

And one of the reasons he loved him is because he was a conservative. He was a genuine conservative. Here is just 20 seconds of Vince scully announcing between pitches. This is between pitches, right?

To a batter from Venezuela and he says, what's it like to be this guy and read about how Venezuela is going down the drain? And then he says this.

Socialism failing to work is it always does this time in Venezuela. You talk about giving everybody something free and all of a sudden there's no food to eat.

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