Hello off menu listeners, it's James A. Caster here, letting you know that very excitedly,

I have an album out, a music album that I made with a collective of people,

40 of us, don't worry, I don't sing, I'm playing drums in it and I produced it.

It's called Party Gator Purgatory, it's by tense, it is out now on Belly Union,

you can get it wherever, you like to listen to music, get your music sort of out on vinyl and CD.

I'm incredibly proud of it, loads of videos on YouTube about it,

whether we made a bunch of music videos, it's the best thing I've ever done in my life, bar off menu.

Today's episode of Off Menu is sponsored by Spek Savers Contact Lenses, James,

called in all glasses, whereas do you know that feeling where you and your partner

or maybe someone you've just met for the first time,

both wearing glasses and you're about to go in for a quick little smooch,

and then, collageola, you hit glasses instead.

Now listen, Spek Savers love glasses, but some things are better,

we've contact lenses.

Kissing is better with contact lenses,

walking out of a warm room into a cold atmosphere or walking out of a,

walking out of a cold room into a warm atmosphere is better with contact lenses.

Yep, that's true, playing footballs, any sports, any sports,

but it's mainly the snogging.

If you're trying to kiss someone and you've got glasses on and they're also wearing glasses,

if those glasses clash together, that's the moment ruined, isn't it?

And the thing is, most glasses, whereas, can also wear contact lenses.

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