Ep 196 – Abstinence

Infants on Thrones

Glenn Ostlund

Personal Journals, Philosophy, Society & Culture

4.7 • 1K Ratings

🗓️ 22 July 2015

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

As a parent who has essentially left religion behind, how do you talk about sex with your kids now that the pseudo-authority of God, Prophets, and Scriptures is no longer there to back you up? One listener sent in an “Abstinence Contract” that has made its way around some Utah high schools. Glenn talks about that Abstinence Contract with his two teenage daughters.

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0:00.0	After this, what you're going to say?
0:02.0	After this, what you're going to say?
0:05.0	What you're going to say after this?
0:08.0	After this.
0:09.0	I care about my future and it's up to me.
0:11.0	My goal from now wants to remain sex-free.
0:13.6	Getting pregnant as a team don't make no sense.
0:15.9	That's why I'm choosing after next.
0:18.3	I'm wise and believe it.
0:19.8	What I've heard.
0:20.7	Having sex perform every is really absurd certain SEDs don't make no
0:24.9	six and that's why I'm choosing.
0:28.2	We tried the pill but who can be bothered remembering to take all those things?
0:32.4	If you want to prevent pregnancy,
0:34.1	talk to your doctor about new prescription strength abstinence.
0:40.6	Abstinence is the only method of contraception that has been medically proven to prevent pregnancy because, unlike surface treatments, abstinence gets directly into the bloodstream to deactivate the pleasure sensors in the brain, making you unable to feel anything.
0:54.0	Inform your doctor about any pre-existing conditions, such as blurry vision or hairy palms.
0:59.6	Also, tell your doctor about any other medications you may be taking.
1:03.2	Abstinence taken in conjunction with certain other drugs, such as Viagra or
1:07.2	Cialis, may result in spontaneous combustion.
1:10.8	Women who are pregnant or plan to become pregnant should not bother with abstinence.
1:14.4	Users should not operate heavy machinery or watch the notebook while taking abstinence.
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