Ep. #195 - The Golden Child

The Flop House

Dan McCoy

Movies, Bad, Badmovies, Dan Mccoy, Elliott Kalan, Film, Review, Bad Movies, Arts, Stuart Wellington, Tv & Film, Humor, Comedy

4.7 • 4.7K Ratings

🗓️ 9 January 2016

⏱️ 107 minutes

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Summary

It's a super-sized, super-fun, super-technical-glitch-filled CONTEST WINNER SELECTION EPISODE! Tom Horstmann requested that we watch the 1986's The Golden Child, AKA "Don't worry about rewriting the screenplay; Eddie Murphy can improvise any action movie into a comedy!" Meanwhile Stuart uncovers the racist motives of the BK Kids Club, Elliott takes down beloved dead comedian Bill Hicks, and Dan advocates the Morvern style of menswear. Movies recommended in this episode: Man UpThe Hateful EightComing to America

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0:00.0	Before we start tonight, just a warning, the sound quality dips for a while in this episode for reasons that will later become clear,
0:12.0	but stick with it. Everything works out in the end.
0:15.8	On this episode, we discuss our contest winner selection, the Golden Child.
0:23.2	You know, no one's ever lost money investing in golden children.
0:27.1	Do I have pamphlet about this?
0:28.6	I do. Are you elderly and easily fooled?
0:57.6	Hey, everyone. Welcome to the flop house. I'm Dan McCoy.
1:01.6	Oh, hey, it's me, Stuart Wellington.
1:03.9	That was an I'm Elliott Kaelin. That was a real SNL cast member.
1:08.0	Oh, I didn't realize you were looking at me introduction.
1:10.8	Yeah. If we sound any different, it's not just because it is now 2016.
1:15.6	We're a little older, a little wiser.
1:17.6	Why else might we wait?
1:19.6	Well, just for one. We're recording on my new MacBook,
1:26.5	because my old one suddenly has decided that it doesn't want to open up GarageBand.
1:32.1	And we're recording on a totally new version of GarageBand that, like most Apple updates,
1:38.0	is totally different and totally inexplicable to users of the previous version.
1:41.5	So is this not a paid sponsorship plug?
1:44.0	It is not. Let me also complain about how my new MacBook
1:48.9	has only one input. It's the same input you charge from as you use for the USB
1:55.5	port and you have to use a USB port adapter. So luckily this computer was totally charged or
2:02.1	else maybe we wouldn't have had an episode tonight.
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