Ep 192 - Crystal Swing Caused my Tinnitus

I'm Grand Mam

Kevin Twomey and PJ Kirby

Irish, Lgbtq+, Comedy, Gay

4.8 • 764 Ratings

🗓️ 18 May 2025

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Summary

The year is 2010 and Crystal Swing have flown stateside to perform their hit single 'He Drinks Tequila' on The Ellen Degeneres Show and it all feels like a bit of a fever dream but Kevin can't help but want a pair of Ellen underwear (but his mam won't pay for the customs and shipping). The theme is space travel and the lads talk about the cunty origins of the word astronaut, discuss crazy abduction stories and say how they think it's lousy that they put dogs in space. Poor Laika.

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0:00.0	Oh my god, I'm just after realising in this moment.
0:02.5	I still have the voucher.
0:04.1	Your mom got me from last year.
0:05.5	Girls, actually, because this is a call out, one for all.
0:10.2	You can't use a one for all anywhere.
0:11.9	Well, you live in England.
0:13.5	I've tried to use it here.
0:14.5	Oh, really?
0:15.5	It's a one for all restaurant.
0:16.3	Any of the restaurants that I've gone into.
0:17.3	One for nothing, really?
0:18.1	One for nothing really. One for nothing girls. Well we can kiss that collab goodbye. Well, well actually I want to kiss a goodbye because I want answers and I want action
0:25.7	because the amount of places I've gone to in Dublin do you know how mortifying it is especially when
0:30.6	they know who I am to go into a restaurant and go do you take one for all and then they go
0:36.1	don't really know how to do it.
0:39.0	And I'm going, all right, no, I'll just leave it.
0:40.9	Surely you just look up one for all
0:42.2	and it tells you all the places you can go.
0:43.7	That's what I do every time.
0:45.4	Nobody knows how to do it. It's your favorite queers back in your ears.
1:01.7	It's I'm Grandman.
1:03.4	Hey girlies.
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