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🗓️ 27 January 2017
⏱️ 76 minutes
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0:00.0 | You're here for a while. I have notes from you from last night, but |
0:05.2 | Oh, I should have. Oh, it will be. Oh, |
0:08.8 | Hester when you have notes that say orgy dome and a fuzzy recollection. |
0:14.1 | Even bingo read that one. What's orgy dome? |
0:17.4 | You have to hear it from her. |
0:24.5 | I I |
0:26.6 | I even I wrote it down and I'm like, wow, I wonder what I meant by that. |
0:31.4 | I just heard you say it. I'm very interested. |
0:37.6 | I woke up a |
0:40.0 | fuck. I was up fairly late for recently last night and I still |
0:47.1 | last night, uh, I don't know what time we got out of here, |
0:52.0 | but I still woke up at seven because bingo has the speech therapy. |
0:55.9 | So I woke up when she was leaving and just didn't go back to bed and stayed in like, |
1:01.8 | I was just trying to direct my morning hate appropriately. |
1:06.8 | But I just fucking wiped. I could have gone back to sleep, but I didn't. |
1:11.4 | And then I checked my email and I got some random spam from some Arizona |
1:17.9 | Department of Health. I forget how they phrase it, but it's for like minorities. |
1:23.4 | Uh, it says, happy New Year. |
1:27.2 | You've subscribed to this newsletter and I know I didn't. |
1:31.0 | So I take umbridge with the fact that they tell me a lie right away. |
1:35.2 | Why would I sign up for news about? |
1:39.6 | I couldn't even understand it, but there's a phone number at the bottom. |
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