Once upon a time a time a listener of infants on Thrones wrote to us the following email.

Dear Infants, I'm sitting in the church foyer right now, dodging the combined third hour, and

was thinking about a topic I'd like to hear about.

Everyone has their own topics that they feel passionate about, gay rights, polygamy, mountain

meadows, massacre, etc. I don't have one. They all bother me. But I thought it'd be interesting if each infant came up with their top

three or five if time allows. Rank them according to shock factor or doubt indictment

and the number one being the back-breaking straw for them

deciding to leave. Thanks, Rob.

Well Rob, we listened and here's what we came up with.

All right, guys.

Five times three, 15 reasons, why we left the church.

Well, technically, it's a shit load more,

but those are just the ones that we highlighted tonight.

Yeah.

Can the intro music be like 50 ways to leave your lover or whatever?

Oh, right. Just get on the team, you know, train. leave your lover or whatever. Right.

Just get on the team, you know, train, change, whatever.

The problem is all inside your head it seems to me.

The answer is easy if you take it logically.

We'd like to help you with your struggle to be free. There must be

50 ways to leave the church.

You know it's really not our habit to intrude.

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