Once upon the time there was a little princess, the most beautiful little princess in all the land.

This is Joyce McKinney, and the little princess she's talking about is herself.

Her hair was long and blonde and her eyes were as brown as the dark waters of the river which ran by her castle.

But the little princess was unhappy unhappy for she was lonely.

In 1977, Joyce McKinney and three male companions flew from Los Angeles, California, to London, England to track down and

kidnap a Mormon missionary named Kirk Anderson.

Someday she would find her kind handsome prince and he would sweep her up on a big white horse and he would

take her away and marry her and they would live happily ever after.

Joyce had met Kirk months earlier in Utah and was convinced that he was her kind and handsome prince.

But when he went away on his mission without telling her he was leaving or where he was going,

she thought he had been absconded by an evil brainwashing cult.

So she hired a private detective in Los Angeles to track him down and then traveled with their

entourage to England to liberate him from this wicked cult and live happily ever

after.

Hi I'm Joyce McKinney and that's from my pending book, A Very Special Love Story.

A Very Special Love Story, indeed.

But when two of these three male accomplices realized what Joyce was planning. They bailed. Joyce and her very

special friend KJ tracked down Elder Anderson, abducted him at false gunpoint,

drove him to a quaint little cottage in the country, tied him

spread eagle to a bed, and for three days engaged in some very special love. I'm Glenn O'Sland and today on Infants on Thrones I'll be joined by Randy Snyder

I remember having like wet dreams about that like that would be so awesome

Jesse Smith she's this beauty queen, you know, hooker with all this money.

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