Zipity Doodah, it's time for another episode of the left-wing dictionary.

The handy online resource that lets you wade through the complex, highly

intellectualized language of the left so you can get right down to the lies.

Today's word is diversity. Diversity is when everyone is the same.

Diversity is derived from the Latin word diversis, which means divert.

By sounding like it means different, diversity diverts your attention

from the fact that diverse people are completely alike.

They have the same opinions about everything that's important,

and if they don't, you're allowed to call them names like racist or Uncle Tom,

and force them not to say anything that would stop everyone from being so diverse.

One of the ways you can tell that people are diverse is that they have different colored faces

while they agree about everything.

Having different colored faces is very important because it's different

while still being diverse, which is the same.

If people with different colored faces disagree about what's the same,

then they're no longer diverse, and their different colored faces don't count,

and you can call them names and force them not to say anything.

Because that's diversity.

Minorities are, of course, very diverse as long as they agree with the majority.

Otherwise, they would be different no longer the same, which would ruin the diversity.

When a minority agrees with the majority, he still remains a minority

because his face is a different color.

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