This is Infants on Thrones.

Minnie Sout.

Minnie Sout.

Church House Rocky, ship off the block from your favorite church House Church House Walk.

Hello infant listeners, this is Randy your favorite talking out of his ass,

atheist blowhard with a heart.

This edition of Church House Rock is one that is close to my heart or

some other vital organ that involves muscle tissue and blood. Now I'm a Gen Xer and

and I have many memories of eating my honey nut cheerios while watching Saturday

morning cartoons when one of the schoolhouse rock clips came on instead of, I don't know,

a light Bright commercial.

You can make lots of pretty pictures with Light Bright from Hasbro.

But I know many of our listeners are either too young or too old to have had this uniquely late 70s to early 80s

American childhood experience. The song we will parody here is called figure 8, a hauntingly sweet little ditty about dreams and arithmetic.

Here's a clip. As double forward, figure four as half of eight.

If you skate, you would be great if you could make a figure 8. That's a circle that turns round upon itself.

One times 80's 8,

two times 80's 16, three times 8.

Now, first and foremost, the credit for this idea has to go to an online

cometer on our website known simply as Dave. Sorry Dave if that is your real name

you didn't give your full name for full credit but

maybe that's for a good reason I don't know. Anyway if anyone wants to read the

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