If you've been wondering why you haven't been hearing that droning, superior, whine, preaching

misguided values in a tone of disengaged arrogance and indicative of a narcissism approaching

the level of psychopathy, President Obama has been in Asia recently. The soon-to-be-former leader

from behind-of-the-use-to-be-free world traveled to China where he met with the heads of the 19 other

top economies in a gathering named the G20, after the expression G20 more years of crappy social

governance, and this will be called the G-Wiz because we'll have pissed all our money away.

The summit was Barack Obama's last trip to Asia as President and reflected the results of

eight years of his use of smart power to restore America's reputation, a reputation that was nearly

damaged beyond repair when George W. Bush recklessly used our military to make our enemy surrender

and caused our friends to take us for granted because we were so reliable.

Fortunately, all that is over now. What a relief. The summit began with a meeting between the

President and a minor Chinese aide who met Obama on the tarmac in Hangzhou with a bouquet of flowers,

saying, quote, I give you flowers because you weak like woman. Now, go stand far away from

respectable Chinese men where I spit on Chinese shoes to eat to eat.

Afterward, Obama arranged a private meeting with Russian President Vladimir Putin in a press conference

afterward. Putin told reporters, quote, I am very grateful to Gurly Blackman from once great country

without him. I am still weak leader of paper tiger with no economy to pay for soldiers to invade

Ukraine. Now, I am strong man again and can slap pansy golf boy in face like Chetchnian prostitute

and tell him to smile and say he likes it. I know he will do this humiliating thing because he is

Obama. And when Vladimir sees such wimpish, girly man behavior from American so-called commander-in-chief,

it makes him laugh like, ha ha ha. Ha ha. Unquote. Obama and Putin did reach a peace settlement in Syria

that provides for Obama to hold his peace in Syria. Well, Putin takes a peace of Syria.

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