Ep. #186: That's an Omelette, Motherfucker!
The Doug Stanhope Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.8 • 2.2K Ratings
🗓️ 31 December 2016
⏱️ 47 minutes
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Summary
Thanks to Sal from the Impractical Jokers (@truTVjokers) for having all the vodka sent to the FunHouse. Truly a Christmas miracle.
Recorded Dec. 30, 2016 at the FunHouse in Bisbee, AZ with Doug Stanhope (@DougStanhope), Chad Shank (@HDFatty), Tom Konopka (@realTomKonopka), Jobi (@StanhopeCDP), Bingo (@BingoBingaman), & Ggreg Chaille (@gregchaille). Produced & Edited by Chaille.
Doug's new special, "NO PLACE LIKE HOME", now available on cd at Amazon.com, iTunes, Google Play, Spotify and DougStanhope.com.
LINKS: Support the Innocence Project - http://www.innocenceproject.org/ “Based on a True Story” by Norm MacDonald David Chandler – YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HNIIdpMhFg Stanhope's CDP - https://www.dougstanhopescelebritydeathpool.com/ Closing song, "VodkaSodaBurg", performed by Birdcloud. Available on iTunes. Doug's DVD/CDs are all available at DougStanhope.com Order Doug's audio book, "Digging Up Mother", HERE.
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| 0:00.0 | Are you standing on Clorox wipe so you can be like the mop shuffle there? |
| 0:04.5 | That's how I mop. |
| 0:05.5 | I take a bath towel and I soak down with soapy water and I just slide around before. |
| 0:13.0 | But since they're on his feet if you look back there, it looks like someone's teaching |
| 0:15.8 | to do the Charleston. |
| 0:16.8 | Yeah. |
| 0:17.8 | Like Tom canopka's new friendy walks with. |
| 0:21.4 | Hey, Reggie. |
| 0:22.9 | Reggie. |
| 0:23.9 | Oh, that guy's the best. |
| 0:25.4 | How you settling in, Tom? |
| 0:27.4 | Good. |
| 0:28.4 | And the bizby. |
| 0:29.5 | He's walking the dogs the other day on a drive by. |
| 0:31.6 | It's like eight in the morning and he's walking with this hunched over a hundred year old man. |
| 0:36.4 | I stopped. |
| 0:38.4 | He goes, hey, meet my new friend, Reggie. |
| 0:41.4 | Hi. |
| 0:42.4 | The guy he eaked out of wave. |
| 0:44.4 | He didn't even look out. |
| 0:46.4 | No, no, no. |
| 0:47.4 | No, the funny thing was he was at the top of the hill and I have Ika Bud and Henry down on |
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