Ep. #185: Fake News For Christmas

The Doug Stanhope Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy, Arts

4.8 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 29 December 2016

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Summary

A Christmas Day podcast with Doug, Chad, Jobi, Uncle Bill, Nurse Betty, Floyd, Bingo and Chaille. We had a better title but "Fake News For Chirstmas" was all we could remember.
Thanks to Sal from the Impractical Jokers (@truTVjokers) for having all the vodka sent to the FunHouse. Turly a Christmas miracle.
Recorded Dec. 25, 2016 at the FunHouse in Bisbee, AZ with Doug Stanhope (@DougStanhope), Chad Shank (@HDFatty), Tom Konopka (@realTomKonopka), Jobi (@StanhopeCDP), Uncle Bill, Betty, Floyd (@arizonalizards), & Ggreg Chaille (@gregchaille). Produced & Edited by Chaille.
Doug's new special, "NO PLACE LIKE HOME", now available on cd at Amazon.com, iTunes, Google Play, Spotify and DougStanhope.com.
LINKS: Support the Innocence Project - http://www.innocenceproject.org/ Closing song, "Jingle Bell Rock", performed by Brendon Walsh on "The Brendon Walsh Christmas Choir Christmas Album" available on SoundCloud. Doug's DVD/CDs are all available at DougStanhope.com Order Doug's audio book, "Digging Up Mother", HERE.

Support the show: http://www.Patreon.com/stanhopepodcast

Transcript

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0:00.0	This is a fucking fantastic Christmas.
0:02.7	Last night was nice.
0:04.6	It was the last night with the parents.
0:06.4	Bingo's parents left town this morning.
0:08.7	You totally missed the beginning,
0:10.4	which was Funhouse Football,
0:12.0	because all the games got moved to Saturday instead of Sunday.
0:15.2	And you fucked up a lot of us.
0:17.4	Where we go at Sunday, like I go,
0:19.8	oh, it's Saturday, I can check the mail.
0:22.4	To see if there's more vodka coming.
0:25.2	Let's just start that out.
0:28.8	At Sal Volcano, from the impractical jokers,
0:32.8	implored his fans to send cases of booze and trade
0:37.4	for a personal live phone call from him.
0:40.8	I think that stays in play forever.
0:43.8	Well, is it too late?
0:45.8	In perpetuity?
0:47.8	There was no expiration date on the left.
0:49.8	No, he did not put that.
0:50.8	It's like herpes.
0:51.8	It keeps going.
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