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Welcome back to another episode of Probably a podcast brought to you by my most adorable

co-host ever. Producer Courtney!

Hello.

You really are like the definition of cute.

Oh, thank you.

Does that bother you?

Do you wish you were like, I wanted to be sexy?

Like, you are so adorable and cute to me, but still hot. Like, I've seen you get dressed up and I'm like, damn, bitch, but like you are so lovably adorable. Thank you so much. I appreciate that. Which I feel like you don't actually get that a lot with dark-haired, light eyes people. Usually those people would just scream, like kind of like vicious bitch yeah yeah sorry but yes and that's coming

from someone who i think my daughter might have brown hair one day and she has very light blue eyes so like

it comes in handy more than you'd expect in what ways people don't talk to you people don't bother you

nobody talks to me and it's the greatest thing one One thing about me, I look too fucking approachable.

I know you guys think that I must just want to, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, all the time to everyone, but like I don't and I just really do look like the girl that you want to ask to come take your photo for you. You know what I mean? And I'm talking if no one knows who the fuck I am, whatever. I just scream. She will take this photo for me.

She'll take it pretty well.

I scream.

Do you know where blah, blah, blah, blah is? Oh, yeah. I get a lot of, like, I look like I work in a store. Oh, you do. I'm cracking up. I mean, like, directions. Like, just stop being a stranger.

You know, like you work in a store?

Yeah.

Name something fucking worse than asking the wrong person. Like, I don't know why it's really fucked up in my brain. But if I ask someone, excuse me, do you know, like, you know, like, God forbid someone's wearing a red vest in Target. Like, don't do that. Don't show up here. This is not your place of work. like, don't wear a red vest. But, like, there is nothing worse than someone looking at you going, I don't work here. Because, like, you feel like you just told that person, you're a poor person and you need a regular job and you're working, not shopping on your fucking off hours. Like, something screams like i think i'm better than you and

i just asked you where something was i've started looking for the name tag to confirm like i've i've

started trying to use people's names more in general because i think that's a polite thing to do

and so i do initially look for the tag to confirm they're not just cosplay as a target

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