Migrants are walking off with the town's geese. They take in the geese.

Hello and welcome to The Trawl where we scroll through social media so you don't have to.

I'm Gemma Forte. And I'm Marina Perkis. And Jim and I want to start this episode by thanking all the people out there who have enough time on their

hands to mess about, quite frankly, on the internet so that we have lots of lovely content

for the troll, because in another universe, maybe someone wouldn't have expended any energy

on transcribing trumps. They're eating the dogs for the trombone, for example.

And yet, that's exactly what Jace Monkey has done and we're here for it.

In Springfield, they're eating the dogs, the people that came in, they're eating the cats,

they're eating, they're eating the pets of the people that came in, they're eating the cats, they're eating, they're eating the pets of the people

that live there.

Well, Marina, come on. I mean, I know he's a bit of a windbag, but I don't know how you can be

so flippant about the very serious matter of fictional dog eating.

I'm with Christopher Tester, who chose to interpret Trump's Pearls of Madness as a serious monologue.

In Springfield, they're eating the dogs.

The people that came in, they're eating the cats.

They're eating the pets of the people that live there.

That is what's happening in this country.

And it's...

It's a shame.

That's the bit that makes it.

Because actually, when he's rambling,

you don't sometimes actually process the words,

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