Ep. 182: Driving In Cars With Kids

One Bad Mother

Biz Ellis and Theresa Thorn

Moms, Kids & Family, Motherhood, Theresa Thorn, Comedy, Biz Ellis, Podcast, Parenting

4.8 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 1 December 2016

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

Biz and Theresa think back to what life was like when we were just passengers in the cars of life and are fairly certain there was no way we were distracting to our parents. We then impress each other with our feats of managing small children while driving…who knew you could open granola bars and pitch them over your head perfectly to land in your toddler’s mouth? Plus, Biz fears the new year and Theresa gobbles up the good times! Thank you to all our listeners who support the show as monthly members of MaximumFun.org. Our sponsors this week are MTMT Watches and Seedling. OBM listeners can get 15% off plus free shipping and free returns from MVMTwatches.com/mother. And go explore the newest and best-selling collections for yourself or for awesome gifts at Seedling.com. Enter code "BadMother" for $10 off your purchase of $30 or more. Share your genius and fail moments! Call 206-350-9485* *Be sure to tell us at the top of your message whether you're leaving a genius moment, a fail, or a rant! Thanks!! Share a personal or commercial message on the show! Subscribe to One Bad Mother in iTunes Join our mailing list! Join the amazing community that is our private One Bad Mother Facebook group Follow One Bad Mother on Twitter Follow Biz on Twitter Follow Theresa on Twitter Like us on Facebook Get a OBM tee from the MaxFunStore You can suggest a topic or a guest for an upcoming show by sending an email to [email protected]. Show Music Opening theme: Summon the Rawk, Kevin MacLeod (http://www.incompetech.com) Ones and Zeros, Awesome, Beehive Sessions (http://www.awesomeinquotes.com, also avail on iTunes) Mom Song, Adira Amram, Hot Jams For Teens (http://www.adiraamram.com, avail on iTunes) Telephone, Awesome, Beehive Sessions (http://awesomeinquotes.com, also avail on iTunes) Closing music: Mama Blues, Cornbread Ted and the Butterbeans

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0:00.0	This is Bins. I'm a part-time working mom with a toddler's son and a daughter who's a full-blown kid.
0:06.0	And I'm Theresa, a part-time working mom with two little boys and another on the way.
0:10.0	This is a show about life after giving life.
0:13.0	Don't listen with your kids because there will be swears.
0:15.8	This is One Bad Mother.
0:21.0	This week on One Bad Mother, if you don't settle down, I'm going to come back there.
0:27.0	We talk about being driven to the edge in the car with kids.
0:31.0	Plus, Biz fears the new year and Theresa gobbles up the good times.
0:36.0	Woo!
0:38.0	Dda da da da da da da da.
0:40.0	Hi.
0:41.0	Hi. Hi.
0:42.0	How are you, Theresa I'm good. I had a good
0:46.3	Thanksgiving. It's always you never know what's going to happen in this booth.
0:51.0	You never know where Greece is to land. She is still
0:54.9	pregnant. We just go through holidays, you never know. Oh my God I did get so sad
1:01.0	because I was like over the weekend I was like oh my god I'm 27 weeks that's third trimester right that's third trimester and I was like I'm finally in the third trimester and I was so happy and then I went and looked at my like ovia app and it just still says
1:14.8	second like I guess 27 must be like the last week of the second this is that same
1:19.7	thing like Stephan and I would have the argument right be like I'm I'm here he'd be like no you're
1:24.0	here yeah counting from the wrong day and I'm like if I want to count it from this day this is the
1:28.6	date I will damn well count our friend exactly right and so anyways but I really needed the reassurance from my OVA app and we're not sponsored by OVA
1:37.6	just so you guys know.
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