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🗓️ 6 December 2016
⏱️ 78 minutes
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0:00.0 | Alright, hey, this is the Doug Stanhope podcast live from shit pistol Arkansas |
0:08.1 | In the middle of the night in a roach strewn motel six |
0:14.2 | Actually, I shouldn't even say shit pistol. I should actually say Lofiette. What's the what's the |
0:21.4 | Fadeville hey, I didn't say it on stage. I fucked it up on a podcast. You can't boom me now can you |
0:28.8 | Fadeville Arkansas. What's the name of the street though? |
0:33.3 | College the motel six on college I |
0:37.5 | Should have known when we checked in because they have a big |
0:42.2 | Blown-up sign at the front desk no refunds after 10 minutes of checking in |
0:49.7 | You check that |
0:51.7 | and |
0:54.7 | And then as soon as we get in here, I think it was about 11 minutes in he said before he said |
1:00.7 | I just stepped on five roaches on my floor and I went I stepped on two flies and |
1:08.0 | Then I looked down he goes no there's small roaches. I go oh maybe those weren't flies after all because my contact lenses are all gummy |
1:15.4 | all |
1:16.4 | Anyway, did the show and Fadeville |
1:20.8 | Arkansas is a very underrated state. You always just |
1:25.9 | Assumets the south but early on I'd only played Fort Smith and Little Rock where you just fucking dire pieces of shit |
1:35.4 | And then we played the first time at the you arc bowl or the arc bowl whatever they called it a few years ago |
1:42.0 | I'm here with junior stopgo who's been commanded to not say shit because we have a I |
1:48.0 | Think it's gonna be a very fun podcast a |
1:52.2 | Weird dude that emailed me we've fallen for this trick before but I pre-screened this guy like will from Howard Stern |
1:59.8 | And now I know how to work at both ways will taught me a lesson and I learned a lesson from will about how to present yourself before an interview |
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