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🗓️ 3 December 2016
⏱️ 43 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hey, this Bingo update is brought to you by the Doug Stanhope E. Bayard sale. |
0:07.8 | We actually planned this E. Bayard sale back in the summer in June. |
0:12.1 | We were going to do it and then we were too busy and had too much shit going on with |
0:15.6 | the book and the special and a tour. |
0:18.5 | Well, we said, we'll save it for Christmas, not knowing that Bingo would have fractured |
0:23.4 | her egg and all the King's horsemen and all the King's men would have had to come down |
0:28.9 | here to Tucson for a fucking month in a hospital. |
0:33.1 | Taking turns wondering if her egg will ever get back into scrambled as it were. |
0:38.5 | So here's the E. Bayard sale. |
0:41.6 | This is not a fucking charity event. |
0:43.8 | This is just us selling shit. |
0:46.8 | We de-horted suits, memorabilia, Bingo's even selling some shit. |
0:52.0 | She's going to owe her saxophone. |
0:55.2 | This I've worn on stage on TV. |
0:59.6 | Should I retire it? |
1:00.9 | And we're selling it to you. |
1:02.6 | Yeah, a bunch of shit. |
1:04.5 | The Doug Stanhope and Bingo E. Bayard sale starts December 5th and it ends until it ends. |
1:12.4 | I don't fucking just go to E. Bay starting Monday December 5th and search Stanhope Yard |
1:18.8 | sale and you'll find we'll have new things going up every 10 to 15 minutes on the 5th |
1:24.7 | until we're out of shit that we have stored over to Vavuoms. |
1:30.8 | So a bunch of shit that I'll regret selling one day and I'll try to find. |
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